contact

got a question, an issue, or just want to tell us your shirt made someone laugh? we’re here for all of it — with just enough energy to help.

email

the best way to reach us is by emailing sales@zeroeffortoutfitters.com.
we usually reply within 24–48 hours, depending on caffeine levels and general life chaos.

order questions

if you’re reaching out about an order, include:

  • your name

  • your order number

  • a quick note about what’s going on

  • photos if something arrived damaged or misprinted

this helps us get things sorted faster.

what we can help with

  • questions about sizing or materials

  • updates on your shipment

  • damaged or misprinted items

  • anything confusing on the site

  • general feedback, good or sarcastic

what we can’t help with

  • tracking down missing socks

  • fixing your wi-fi

  • making you more energetic than “minimal effort”

we appreciate you choosing us for your daily dose of sarcasm and comfort. we’ll get back to you as soon as we’ve refilled our mugs.

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