faq
what do you sell?
Mostly shirts, stickers, and mugs with text on them. Nothing fancy. If you’re looking for high fashion, you’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere.
how does printing work?
Everything is printed on demand, which means we don’t keep piles of inventory sitting around. When you order something, it gets made just for you and shipped out.
High-efficiency, low effort. Our favorite combo.
how long does shipping take?
Usually 2–7 business days, depending on where you live and how chaotic the world is at the moment. You’ll get tracking as soon as it ships.
can I return something?
If it arrives damaged, misprinted, or otherwise messed up, email us at sales@zeroeffortoutfitters.com, and we’ll make it right.
If you just changed your mind… we support you emotionally, but not financially.
do you offer custom designs?
Nope.
We barely have the energy to design our own.
what sizes do you carry?
Most shirts run from S to 3XL. Some products go up to 5XL depending on the supplier. We try to keep sizing inclusive and straightforward — no weird cuts or couture nonsense.
what if I have more questions?
Email us at sales@zeroeffortoutfitters.com.
We’ll reply as soon as we muster the energy.